Thursday, 28 February 2008

Sometimes...

...it would be easier to be a lesbian.
I want to be the butch one.
I want to be the stereotype.
I want to be short and stocky and have a man's hair cut.
Most of all, I want to have no need for men in my romantic life whatsoever.

3 comments:

lucky girl said...

sorry to break it to you...

WOMEN
ARE
JUST
AS
BAD.

if not worse.

plus, if you turn to women you are at risk of being told all you need is " a good dicking"

...every fucking day.

at least you dont syncronise your period with your boyfriend.


if you want a sexless lesbian marriage that is fine with me.

but you are not allowed to punch me any more... or kick or bite. i find it offputting when i am trying to do voulenteer work for the homeless at my church.

Phoenix O'Raven said...

Great use of humour throughout this blog. I admire your honesty, a quality that I think makes for great writing.

I am feeling quite cynical myself at the moment and can relate to a lot of what your saying; albeit from a male perspective. (i.e. I do quite often wish I was gay because the straight game's a pain in the arse).

Carry on being comfortable with who you are and what you want. You've got a lot going for you.

I like this, it has been bookmarked, I shall be reading more often.

Southern Belle said...

You're halfway there lol- telling Khlaire and I off for singing to Moulin Rouge. And can I have your hair if you get rid of it?