Monday, 18 February 2008

Last night, Liquid poop

I'm sure if anyone's reading this at all they will be familiar with the club chain of Liquid/Envy - a delightful ecclectic mix of cheesey pop, chavvy music and wannabe gangsters. (I can say this because this blog is under a different name so i won't get my head kicked in for it and, as Miss Bernard just said "Everyone knows it's true") It was my flatmate's birthday and we decided to spend it at Liquid's One Big Sunday. I had a feeling it would be over hyped after hearing about the "girls in bikinis on stilts" and "£3000 Balloon drop" for the millionth time, and i think i was right cos it was never going to be good as it had been built up to be.

I'm ashamed to say that, after a detoxing couple of weeks (not because i wanted to be healthy but simply because I'd run out of bloody money), i proceeded to become a happy little stumbling bumbling alcofrolic on vodka (alright...it was vodkaT) various shots and by the end...VKS - Ohh the shame! but they were only 1.60 is my soul defence. Anyhoos to cut a long story short there were a few highlights of the night if you would care to read them - the podium dancer got her vajayjay out and seemed quite content to continue dancing with it flapping about down there like the ship's main sail, i and acouple of mates got in an argument with some girl in the queue for the coat room because she had a really annoying face, i sniffed someone's beard, then got lairy at my friend back at home who i never normally have a bad word to say about but this night i had plenty to say unfortunately. Yes, maybe the detoxing thing is best, if only just to keep my reputation as a vaguely socially normal girl. The whole beard sniffing thing? I have no idea why i did it if i'm honest. Ever get a moment where you do something, then suddenly realise you're not familiar enough with that person to really get away with it and you can't explain why you did what you did but what it doesn't matter anyway cos they're looking at you with an expression as if you've just squatted and done a shit on the floor? Yep, that was my beardy moment of humiliation.

I really hate not being familiar enough with people when you're in a new place. Back home, cos you'd known everyone for ages purely because of school it was like even if you didn't like eachother you kind of knew eachother so it wasn't so awkward. I'm quite a tactile person in a way yet emotionally i prefer to keep myself to myself just for peace's sake. I will admit that with my close friends i value the ability in a friend to just give someone a hug when you know they're down or got something on their mind - it says more than words could do sometimes. That's why i'm a little confused having read a note a friend wrote today. There was a part in it about wanting to back hand someone who gave them a hug and I'm not being paranoid here but I'm preeety sure that was me. This is someone i really care about and it is a shame she doesn't feel as comfortable with me as i do with her. I could have got it wrong i suppose but gut instincts prove to be right a lot of the time...I do hope I'm wrong though. Footnote: I was wrong. Serves me right for making assumptions

4 comments:

lucky girl said...

griff, it was not you who i wanted to backhand at all, as i put further down in the note, i feel comfortable enough around you, i am very sorry!my next point of not knowing people well enough at uni, which you bought up. i know i dont know you very well yet, but i have always felt myself around you, even the first time we met in cret writ. often i know people for years and never seem to find a connection or bonding point, with you it happened straight away...from my point of view anyway...i understand if it was not the same for you of course. anyway, i shall more than likely speak to you in person later, so i shall keep this breif. loved the use of word "vajayjay." very creative young lady. keep smiling... trev x

PaisleyMusic said...

I commend your use of the "Vajayjay", we need more forward thinking text like this in the world. And, by reading this blog, I have now found a justification for shaving my beard away! And in conclusion, alcohol is like that dirty burger you get on the highstreet or that dodgy smelling sarnie you eat at the station.....you know its not right, past events tell you its not right.....but you just cant resist....

Satans Favourite Saddle xx

Southern Belle said...

I understand how you feel...I don't really have anyone who understands my moods or just hugs me impulsively. It can be lonely. But i'll hug you! x

lucky girl said...

read your footnote.
it doesnt "serve you right" for making assumptions... everybody makes assumptions about everything, all the time as far as i am aware. just because they are sometimes the wrong assumptions, it doesnt matter, it depends on how you react... in this case, you wrote about it and i picked up on it which was a good thing, right?

we are still friends, and you still have a heaven coloured head!

x x